Math

The only subject stopping you from your hopes and dreams, And the best torture device for middle schoolers.
"Math is fundamental for getting a good career!" : The Math Teacher
Also the Math Teacher: I hate this job that I only get minimum wage.
by Atomic_RC June 08, 2021
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The leading cause of suicide among many individuals in the developing world.

I myself had spent countless of hours of the night thinking of times in life when the cosine rule or standard deviation will come in useful to me and do you know what it's fucking useless!

Maths is basically the bully victim and the person everyone hates in secondary school because they think they are so important
Maths - shut up English, your just about peoms and shite

English - at least I'm fucking useful and English speakers talk my language everything fucking day ya fuckin shite bag
by Forename Surname October 02, 2017
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the most fucking useless thing in the whole universe.... and why if it wasn't for summer vacation i probably would go and kill myself
Math is fudging really hard.
Only geniuses and nerds do math for fun.

I hate math.
by narwhals ruin everything July 21, 2017
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We all know it, and we all hate it, it's Math...
You know how terrible math is if you've gone to school? It sucks hamwhites, but there are something good about math! You can find a list here #deleted-channel
Anyway, we'll see if math is any good (it isn't and never fucking will be) but we can improve math!!! In just a few steps, math is better
1. make it easy pls
2. my money is in crippling debt
3. the president will take over
4. i ain't good at math
7. can we use calculators often?
92. am i countin right?
2. guess so...

I hope you enjoy my list of why meth should taste good! Thanks!!!!
"Yo yo yo! whad up man?"
"I just got done hiding a body"
"what."
"Oh wait! it's my math teache-"
"OHH!!! That's fine my guy"
and so it was, they were gay for the rest of their lives...
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M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans
by RickyVisc February 01, 2018
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Math is despised by countless people around the world. No one knows the origins of math, but we believe that it was gifted to us by the devil. Side effects of math include frustration, pure rage, the flipping of desks, excessive crying, and complaints leading to the downfall of the careers of multiple math teachers. Nobody wins when it comes to math, not even that kid in your math problem who buys 85 more apples than his mom.
"There's nothing in this world that I hate more than you and math," said the student to the math teacher.
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Math... so #@$%ing stupid I bet u would go suicidal not getting anything right.
2+2. Um ah 2+2=22. Nope. NEXT. Noooooo
I hate math!
by Philadelphia179 January 31, 2019
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