matlock

Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.

'dont act so matlocked'

'she looked well like a matlock'

by Alex Smithe March 11, 2008

Magaloo

Another meaning for a homosexual, or gay.

perry is a magaloo. He is the king magaloo

by Xtremist January 11, 2009

Metalorism

The relative ability to consume alcohol and process it effectively. A high metalorism means one possesses the ability to consume large quantities of alcohol at a time and not suffer certain disabilities: e.g., drunkeness, hangovers.

"Red's metalorism is incredibly high-- he just did six shots and is still standing!"

by Michael Kleiner October 15, 2006

Matador

Literally: To step out of the way of an approaching person so that the person flies past and lands flat on their face.
Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up

Man i was trying to talk to paul about the other day, but he just kept matadoring me

by The REal Paul Collins February 20, 2009

Matador Sex

The act of having sex with a woman while she is in the doggy style position. As you orgasm you throw a jar of Salsa on her back and yell Ole. The salsa represents the shed blood of the bull and the women plays the part of the bull while your penis acts as the sword.

Man we came back from cinco de mayo and had some crazy matador sex on the kitchen floor.

by HoytDogg December 24, 2010

Matadorial

1. To attract lots of attention (normally in a discussion) only to deflect it at the last moment to another person.

1. He escaped the situation in true matadorial style

by Norbu September 26, 2006

Matlockitis

The acute onset of loneliness, sadness, and boredom resulting from living at one's parents' house during the summer vacation when one would usually be studying in a thriving and happening city during term time. The risk factors of catching the disease include one's parents living in a small town in the middle of no where and one's friends being able to still live in the city.

Dad: You're looking a bit down, are you missing your friends?
David: No it's worse than that; I think I might have Matlockitis.

by lonelylover1 July 21, 2012