masturbation

give yourself a handjob by rubbing your hand up and down or inside (for women) your genitals.

masturbation is the greatest sex orgasm

by anal fucker May 1, 2008

Masturbation Night

Masturbation night is a celebration. You masturbate with your friends.
And its totally not gay!

There is only three rules.

1. You must bring your own porn.
2. Looking is okay, but touching is not allowed.
3. No women allowowed..

Hey buddy, can you lend me a hand? ---quote from masturbation night

by Datskiffdoe July 8, 2009

masturbation

The act of self-stimulation to produce pleasure. Often misconceived as a mortal sin.

Types of masturbation: regular masturbation or mutual masturbation.

by DarthVadarStrikesAgain December 29, 2007

Mirror Masterbation

The act of masterbating to your own reflection.

Tom: I'm so hot I'd masterbate to myself.

Bill: You what?

Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?

Bill: No... That sounds nasty.

by Flawless23 April 21, 2011

Masturbation Chamber

Synonymous with the common shower stall that is primarily used for wanking.

It's been a really stressful day, twenty minutes in the masturbation chamber should do the trick.

by kk2134 November 21, 2010

masturbation for girls

When the female variant of Homo sapiens stimulate the vagina, labia, and or clit for sexual pleasure.

It makes great porn!

Jimmy and I made Sarah teach us how different masturbation for girls is than guys.

by Dextarian August 16, 2016

masturbation-fueled car

A car whose owner can only afford to run it by making regular donations to the sperm bank

Damn I just got caught by a speed camera and my fuel tank is empty and my insurance needs renewing. I calculate that to cover this cost I need to make 72 donations to the sperm bank. Or ask my boss for a payrise but that would involve less orgasms for me.

by Jigs got a passport February 19, 2004