The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

"A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came."

The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.

by The BR September 27, 2006

marked ass bitch

Suspect; Someone who is marked for death; A target.

"Biggie Smalls and Junior MAFIA are some Marked Ass Bitches!" - 2Pac

"That nigga is playing us like a couple of Marked Ass Bitches!" - Larry Bacchus

by Kilo April 3, 2003

marker fuck

when an individual passes out drunk with his/her shoes on, they become grafitti art to any other blacked out individual with a marker

A:Lets go marker fuck disrespekdahl.
B:Aight brah.

by pseudoname April 9, 2005

Market Girl

A market girl is a term for a transient and passing moment of beauty. A girl who is way more attractive than she has any right to be, wearing cheap clothes and garish gold jewellery that should be repellent, but on her is intoxicating. And she is ephemeral, within 1-2 years, her beauty will be long gone, mislaid somewhere between pizzas in front of Jeremy Kyle and a string of useless wanker boyfriends who all do the unspeakable things to her that the rest of us only dare to dream of...

Dave: So, is she marriage material, then?

Pete: Nah, mate, she’s a market girl, only 2 years left before she’ll have a tramp stamp and a pushchair!

by Phoney_Mahoney November 15, 2019

Splash Marketing

Splash Marketing. noun. This is the effective use of contemporary social media to put forth a product or service. It is the OPPOSITE of spamming your friends on their social media to buy your items or services. Its a concise, directed approach as opposed to "HI NAME IS BLAH BLAH and I made BLAH BLAH BLAH, contact me at BLAHBLAHBLAH" posted over and over. Its a more subtle approach to building a brand by posting pictures, and letting your audience in a bit more into your personal life. When people feel more connected to you as an artist, people are more comfortable spending more money more often.

Splash marketing is a way to gently let your friends, and thus their friends know that you are available with a valuable resource and your instantly accessible when they need you.

by JonesArtGlass August 3, 2011

ocean marketing

1.) The direct opposite of good marketing
2.) Bad marketing
3.) Crying like a little bitch even though you are a 38 years old type marketing
4.) Borderline Personality Disorder

1.) Holy shit! They use clipart on their website? That's some ocean marketing.
2.) Really ... Welcome to the Internet ? Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were. (R) Ocean Marketing
3.) We are called ocean marketing because we are next to ocean. hurr

by streetdreams December 29, 2011

ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting")

A marketing faux pas/way of business where you don't take care of your customers as well as treat them like shit, and sooner or later a berated customer gets vocal, shit hits the fan, the PR goes viral, and in a matter of hours your business and name is kicked to the curb by your industry.

Paul Christoforo, who ran ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting"), berated a customer in an email convo, after O.M. wouldn't tell him when his video game controller purchase would arrive. The customer then sent the email convo to Mike Krahulik, a big name in the gaming industry (PAX convention organizer and penny-arcade.com co-creator) who posted it, effectively ruining O.M.'s chance of working in the industry again.

by dogfish83 December 30, 2011