marcel

Marcels are normaly like a female bigfoot with a weird nose and he really likes mountainbikes and a strange head form.

Oh guck mal sein kopf von marcel!
(Look at his head)

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Dirty Marcel

The act of sticking a cucumber with a small hole into the vagina of a woman. Then while it is inside the woman you simply fill the hole with semen. Once this has been fulfilled you leave the cucumber in so that it will ferment into a pickle. With said pickle you give it to a person named Marcel.

Guy 1: Hey do you know what would be absolutely hilarious??
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!

by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023

Marcel

The kid livin the batman life, with his McDonalds hairline he'll cheat on anyone with a big mac. This kid has a gap in his teeth so large, its the gap between his IQ and your IQ. He runs like a stiff twig and plays like a thug that has ears smaller than his _____.

ew, its a marcel.

by Scootyz May 16, 2018

Marcel

Cute 🇵🇱❌🇬🇧 guy, will break your heart if you cross him, low-key racist

“Racist shit in general” daym you being a marcel rn 😨

by Your mum xoxoxoxo May 14, 2022

rocky marcel nelson 3

A guy i totally ship with every girl i wanna fuck him so bad

rocky marcel nelson 3 is so hot he should fuck everyone

by Please kys improve the world January 31, 2023

marcel

Marcel is a depressed introverted kid with no friends he really wanna die cuz this life is boring as fuckkk

Marcel is dead

by marcellsos November 21, 2021

Marcel

Cooler than a febreeze ad, men want to be him women want to be with him and his penis resembles a 2 foot banana laying on its side... He can fuck aroumd corners

Marcel fucked a bish from round the block

by Lecramnannanerb December 23, 2021