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muffin maker

An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.

For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.
Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.
by m.t.p. December 28, 2008
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Jamaican Pancake Maker

The act of releasing one's bowels upon the chest of an asian then continuing to sit on top of said feces thus creating the desired pancake shape.
Mike: Will, did you really pull a Jamaican Pancake Maker on Katie last weekend?

Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.
by ch1nk123 December 1, 2013
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maderchod

one who fucks his own mother.
Tu salaay, maderchod, jakay kisi aur word ka matlub dhoond.
by gs July 24, 2003
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Money Maker

1) A device that literally makes money, such as a coin press or a bill press.

2) A device or anatomical region that figuratively makes money, such as a "booty", "nice set of legs" or in rare cases a "brain." Body parts that come in pairs are generally referred to in the plural.

3) A device that indirectly makes money, such as a computer or guitar.

4) One who makes money, such as Bill Gates.
"Let's fire up the money maker. We have an order for $6 billion in 20s."

"Shake ya money maker baby!" (referring to the bottom)

"Shake ya money makers baby!" (referring to the breasts)

"Shake the money maker" (referring to the process by which a coin press is shaken to clear a jam)

"I wear a helmet to protect my money maker"

"I owe my success to my money maker... my PC!"

"I'm the money maker of the family"
by RedWater June 1, 2009
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Bill Maher

An American comedian, writer, and show-host who shares many agnostic, liberal, and occasionally libertarian views about society. In other words, he's frickin' hilarious.

Currently hosts "Real Time with Bill Maher" Friday nights on HBO.
1: Hey man, what are up to?
2: Not much. Just watching some Bill Maher.
1: Nice. He make fun of religion yet?
by KewDrew April 30, 2006
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Bastard Maker

A Male with 2 or more children by 2 or more females a he's not married and doesn't take care of any of his bastards.
Girl don't call him, he's nothing but a "Bastard Maker".
by Aunt Angela August 18, 2006
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mader

Mo: Hey Rich, want to come out for breakfast with us?
Rich: I can't, i'm a Mader
by elmojo December 3, 2005
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