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mandela effect

An perfect example of how dumb, forgetful and easily persuaded humans are.

I could say, "The word 'carcass' never existed," and everyone would start yelling "MANDELA EFFECT!"
Amy: Want a rice crispie?
Barb: It's rice KRISPie.
Amy: No no, Rice Krispie is a name of a company, rice crisp-
Barb: IT'S KRISPIE! MANDELA EFFECT!!!
Amy: *rolls eyes*
by snafu love November 21, 2016
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mander

a mander is a very unique complex well rounded individual. one would only be so lucky to have any insight on her EXISTENCE! she is totally B-AWESOME
dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like mander

god my life is such a drag, wish it was more like manderZ
by butt chocolate January 1, 2010
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Mandela Effect

A brain infection that causes a person suffering from it to be physically incapable of admitting a mistake. Saying phrases such as "I was wrong" or "I must have misremembered" create an acute sensation of pain, so the sufferer will do everything they can to avoid speaking those words. A common symptom is the invention of fanciful theories about a Parallel Universe and/or Time Travel to explain away memory lapses. This is a communicable disease. As of yet a cure has not been discovered, though taking a break from one's smart phone and/or computer and taking a walk outside does seem to soften the severity of the symptoms somewhat.
Billy: Yo, what's up with Jimmy? Have you noticed that he can never admit when he's wrong about something, even when it's super obvious?
Zachariah: Don't be too hard on him, Billy, he has the Mandela Effect. His brain is all messed up.
Billy: Ouch, poor bastard! I guess I'm going to have to avoid him until he gets better -- the last thing I need right now is to catch that too.
Zachariah: Smart idea.
by Brain from Terra Incognita January 5, 2017
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Nelson Mandela

A nickname given to MDMA.

In the UK MDMA is often referred to as 'Mandy'. After a while instead of 'Mandy' the term 'Mandela' was used. Hence the term Nelson Mandela was born.
'Alright mate, wanna buy any Charly?'
'Nah not tonight bruv I'd rather get on the Nelson'
'Nelson?'
'Yeah you know Nelson Mandela! Mandy! MDMA!'
by C4Jnr August 5, 2017
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Free Mandela

v. To take a big poop. Dump. Shit.
"Sorry guys, I'll meet up with you later. I have to run home and Free Mandela."
by Jeff February 15, 2005
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mandemic

1. referring to a general state of machismo affecting persons over a vast geographical area.

2. a highly contagious state of brodaciousness, or brovado, raising levels of brogesterone to dangerous levels.
What began as a modest brodown soon escalated into a full-fledged mandemic as hordes of the broletariat, as well as the brogeousie, converged on the streets, almost as if the brozone layer itself were replete with brogesterone and raining it down upon bros en masse.
by Alpha Cat November 1, 2010
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Mondex

best fucking place ever, magic happens here, panties fly, bras drop to the ground, bitchs walk around nude, wet and ready, all the best drugs, free shit for all, no niggers, yeah we're cool
Yo i just went to the mondex shit was stellar.
by Shumakerbb March 31, 2013
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