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yo mamma

Stupid ass and overused jokes that revolve around your mom's weight, intelligence, and overall life. Not only they're are stupid, but they're sometimes offensive.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the Super Bowl was a large bowl of cereal

Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.
by Assface McFucker September 21, 2013
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hoochie mamma

A woman who dresses sexy but no longer fits the typical description of attractive. Hoochie mammas are either too old, too fat or are psycically unattractive in some other way, yet they still manage to lure the sexual interest of the most eager men through short skirts, low cut blouses, stockings and other means of sexual attire.
My fat-ass grandmother is a hoochie mamma because she wears thigh-high, F-me boots and still dates men 20-40 years younger than her.
by Doc Xavian May 9, 2009
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mammaltoe

is the male equivalent of a cameltoe or camel toe. this occurs when a mans pants are so tight that his genetalia is either bisected as with nut cutters, or it can be clearly observed which side he dresses to.
"eww, that guy has total mammaltoe"
by m.b. perez February 15, 2007
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mammay

G.W Bush likes to suck his mom's mammay
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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Mamma Bear

The one friend who's the responsible drinker, but still likes to party hard.
she's a mamma bear!
by haygurlhay1234 January 10, 2011
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thanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks for what gals have, perhaps one special gal in particular
thanks for the mammaries, i couldn't have done it without them
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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mamad

Do you know mamad SN?
by Bboyka November 17, 2016
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