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Mayonnaise Man

(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.

Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Wow Matt, you are the man! The Mayonnaise Man that is!
by The Maynaisse Man May 26, 2010
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Love Mayonnaise

I filled her kebab with my love mayonnaise
by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003
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mayonna

Mayonna is an outgoing person she never gives up and is very honest with people and smart and talented and keeps going and never gives up
Mayonna is very smart
by Mr.peebody March 27, 2017
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one-eyed mayonnaise launcher

(n.) Same as penis or dick.
Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?
by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
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mayone

Someone extremely cool and attractive to the opposite sex.
That mayone has girls around him all the time
by Carnack January 19, 2007
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manyonnaise

Creamy white stuff that squirts from a penis at the point of ejaculation. Occasionally used as a salad dressing.
"Hey, Uncle Alex, how come your salad tastes so salty?"
"Must be the addition of my manyonnaise, lil Woofie girl ........."
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
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mayonaise

She absolutely has a taste for Tod's mayonaise
by creamy j March 24, 2007
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