Madison Alamia

A sexy mother-fucker with a deep voice that can total control you. When he talks you want to bang the shit out of him. His an ICONic Boy, and my future husband, BIIITTTCCHHHEEZZZ.

Me: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: His name is Madison Alamia and his voice gives me a lady boner.
Friend: ...

by MAD'SGUURLL December 29, 2011

Madison

When you read about a Madison a lot of you will think, oh she is gorgeous and she’s got everything going for her, and well she’s just perfect! But actually you need to dig a little deeper, they’ll read about the others and how they talk about how great they are and it makes them sadder. Because they know it isn’t real and inside they’re hurting. They think they’re fat, not pretty, and DOESNT have a boyfriend. They don’t have the luck. You’ll be happy sometimes but all the other times she’ll secretly go away crying hoping someone will notice... except no one does. ‘Hey Madison your grandpa just died’ one more thing to add to the things I cry about.. if you know a Madison it’s most likely she’s trying to lighten up but those feelings will always be with her so make her feel wanted and loved cause she won’t be.

Poppy: oh Madison’s fine, she’s laughing and smiling!
Madison: *in head* well inside I’m actually breaking down...
Amber: yeah your right, she’ll be fine let’s go hang out without her!
Madison: *in head* no! please!
Poppy: wow! I’ve taught you well, LETS GO!

This was written by a Madison...
😭😪😞😣

by mygrandpajustdied August 5, 2018

magic mike fingers

What goes up your cooter.

Magic mike fingers goin' up your COOTER!!

by Robert Sux August 19, 2016

puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

the act of blowing smoke in someones face

shaniqua didnt liek the way tiny tim was acting, so she gave him a big puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

by billyp01 September 5, 2009

Ghetto Magic

Adjective describing someone from any gender, race, or ethnic background who possesses the ability to come out of a situation, often negative, in a positive manner; typically refers to one who lives a “ghetto” lifestyle or who has tendencies that can be described as “ghetto”.

Person 1: Dang Jamal, you picked those rims off a car at 2 pm on a Saturday in a full Wal-mart parking lot and done get away with it?
Person 2: Yeeeahh boiii I got dat ghetto magic!

Person 1: You got three baby mama's and not paid child support in 16 months? And none of dem is even askin?
Person2: Yeah man, ghetto magic must be on my side!!!

by SandiGina March 10, 2009

magic smoke

The essential essence that lives inside of all electronic parts. If the smoke is allowed to leave the device, it will no longer work. The smoke can never be put back again.

Don't overclock your PC or you will let the magic smoke out.

by nfi January 4, 2008

Madison Montgomery

A stone cold bitch who likes hard drinking, big dicks, and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably because she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a hand job or something.

"Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me." - Madison Montgomery

by Voodoo Bitch Queenie January 10, 2014