A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual
Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?
by vibrant mass May 15, 2020

by 209asian April 11, 2021

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 3, 2025

the raunchy magician as an inadvertent sex act where, when looking for an item (ahem) “inside” someone you find a second, unexpected item an ask “Is THIS your card?”
I pulled a Raunchy Magician last night, found a set of ben wa balls while looking for a dildo that slipped outta my hand
by Chancellor Rodriguez January 4, 2022

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.
OR
A common insult.
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A really lame magician at a children's party.
OR
A common insult.
*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!
Man that guy is a crack magician!
OR
*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D
*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!
Yeah he was a crack magician.
OR
*in the playground*
IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!
Man that guy is a crack magician!
OR
*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D
*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!
Yeah he was a crack magician.
OR
*in the playground*
IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!
by Garlickson October 25, 2009

wow how the hell did magician randu pull that new fata cd out of mirc?! (he didn't he got it from te0t)
by randy September 8, 2003

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*
Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*
Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
by Adm04 August 1, 2021
