A machout is a person who is very good at bedwars or Minecraft. This person is usually monotone but it's okay becuase he makes up for it in his impecable taste in Hypixel games. This person gains the respect of everyone through fast bridging and overall good skill in minecraft.
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Get the Machomped mug.A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
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Get the machostic mug.the frequently-declared claim of need or necessity for men to deny themselves pleasure, entertainment, happiness, ease of labor or effort, or otherwise disadvantage themselves because of or out of fear that such positive desires would be seen as insufficiently masculine or inherently feminine.
Chad knew he should get his split ends taken care of, but he was too full of machocism to make see a stylist.
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