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penis muffler 

someone who pigs out on penises(whore)
whoa look at the penis muffler!

o shit that hoe muffle your penis??

Scappoose Muffler 

The Scappoose Muffler is local to residents of Oregon, whom upon leaving Portland for the coast, begin to get tired of their female companions chatter about 1/3 of the way to their destination while driving through Scappoose.
to quell the flow of words, the man whips out his cock and slams the head down on his johnson, thus muffling the flow of words and getting some piece and quiet.
Lucy wouldnt shut up this weekend on our way to the coast so I gave her a Scappoose Muffler and followed it up with an angry pirate.
Scappoose Muffler by Not Sponsored February 23, 2009

Trump Muffler 

Farting into a cushion or similar to stop nearby people from smelling or hearing it.
I'm going to use that pillow as a Trump Muffler.
Trump Muffler by Lady Gibber July 16, 2006

Dutch Muffler 

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.
She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.

My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.
Dutch Muffler by Dklinington March 26, 2014

Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.
My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.

Butt Muffler 

A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.
The chairs in the library are serious Butt Mufflers.
Butt Muffler by SFDX August 6, 2010