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Definitions by SFDX
Quickdraw
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The act of
quickly
exiting a
pornographic
website as someone enters
the room
.
Dude, you
gotta
work on
your quickdraw. I
saw that
porn a mile away.
Quickdraw
by
SFDX
September 6, 2010
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Butt Muffler
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A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an
uncomfortable
popping sensation when
the person
sitting on it
farts.
The
chairs
in
the library
are serious Butt
Mufflers
.
Butt Muffler
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SFDX
August 6, 2010
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Ghetto Pinata
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A
crack dealer
.
There's a Ghetto Pinata
working
off the corner
of north boulevard and
5th street
.
Ghetto Pinata
by
SFDX
August 3, 2010
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lol?
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A term used to aleviate an
awkward pause
someone else
has
created
.
Bob: My
great dane
broke my
femur
by
humping
me.
Joe: ...lol?
lol?
by
SFDX
July 28, 2010
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:|__|
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Slack-jawed
in
either
amazement
or terror.
You: Hey! ASL?
Stranger
: 56
years
old, herm,
louisiana
.
You: :|__|
:|__|
by
SFDX
July 28, 2010
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