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mister maybe

mister maybe is a man that has it all.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.
"if mister maybe asks me out on a date i will definitely accept"

"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"

"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"

"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"

"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"
by generous-master-sturdy January 19, 2010
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mister positive

A nickname that means the target mentioned always says or do positive things/always optimistic.
-Hey Mister Positive! We don't have money, You got something positive to say about that?
by Ur Mom Right Behind You January 29, 2018
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mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant
"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"
by Nigherferb March 5, 2022
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Mister V

The funniest french youtuber who love rap and talk about his PIZZA DE LA MAMA everytime.
He created the group "Les Jones" and the music "Espana" (ft Aminematue)
Oh mais c'est Mister V , le mec qui a fait "est-ce que c'est bon pour vous"
Oh is that Mister V ? He love rap
by Taaniyu April 26, 2023
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Mister montana

by 1234567djpooman October 28, 2021
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mister bigglesworth

by geniusH August 6, 2006
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Scissor Misters

Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."
Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.
by Carrie Underw00d February 27, 2011
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