MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

A woman who's body isn't wrecked by giving birth.

Kid #1: Hey man what's up..
Kid #2: Nothin man thinkin about how hot your mom is.
Kid #1: That's gross dude what the hell. She's my mom!
Kid #2: Yeah she's also a MILF.
Kid #1: MILF?
Kid #2: Huh? I said I want some milk... yeah...

by Bluntslide October 16, 2008

MILF

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck

Sandra Day O'Connor and Janet Reno are such a MILF!

by The Real Izzy May 21, 2006

Milf

mother i'd like to f*ck

he has a milf for a mom; her mom is a milf

by mandy lee May 6, 2008

milf

mother id like to fuck.

well, britney spears for instance is americans milf

by duker00lz May 16, 2006

MILF

Mother(s) I'd Love (to) Fuck
Pretty Woman attached to a youngster

The MILF at the primary school sports day was the best I've seen.

by Nosht May 9, 2006

milf

The step beyond dank. Amazing.

-Isn't that popcorn dank?
-Yeah man, you know what, its actually milf! Milf popcorn!

by IrisG January 10, 2008

MILF

1. Mexican Immigrant Liberation Front, a fictional, millitant organization of Mexican immigrants and their descendents, with the goal of taking back the lands of their forefathers (western and southern US). This is a highly organized organization, hence it being called an organization. (even more secretive than the IRA, a very similar organization) This is why there is absolutely no evidence as to the existance of such an organization.

2. "Mother I'd like to fuck"

3. A joke played on the US gov't, the comedy being in the relationship between the two previous definitions. (see hoax)

It would appear that the bombing of the Junior Chamber of Commerce was an act of MILF, a much-feared organization that has been under heavy investigation for years now.

by D351 January 31, 2007