meditation sticks

/ˌmed.əˈteɪ.ʃən stɪks/

def.: another term for cigarettes

Scott: yo, you got any meditation sticks on you?
Dylan: yeah, here take a couple

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 22, 2026

guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

masturbation meditation

A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.

Masturbation meditation

by Reagulayte January 3, 2020

Operant Meditation

Meditation that is satisfying clarity of mind while able to operate in a given task, thoughtless intellect, spacing out awarely

We are informed by the news, to avoid stress, we look at it with operant meditation.
The Buddha had taught us to calmly love the world with operant meditation.
I listened and did operant meditation, wasn't "spacing out!"

by Westward Idealist June 8, 2020

circumstellar mediation

When plaintif is victimized by his/her own attorney and mediator together with defendant (city) in cahoots with Insurance company

Circumstellar Mediation was total disaster because of non transparency and corruption

by Veronique Veronneau January 28, 2023

Social Mediation

Social Mediation (verb) or the act of social mediating is using social media to an unhealthy degree of ignoring all other application notification.

The radiologist needs to get a heavy dose of radiation in visible spectrum before sleeping through the ritual of social Mediation before bed

by Acquaintance of Radiologist March 4, 2024