meatball ninja

Someone who's on their way to get some Italian food.

Roy's on his way to pickup the spaghetti takeout. He's a meatball ninja!

by N0RVY March 25, 2010

Meatball Pocket -MBP

At the point of male/female relations, the male subject is unable to perform due to heavy drug and/or alcohol intake. At that point the male subject proceeds to throw his flaccid penis and genitals into said womans privates. Thus creating a flabby mold closely resembling a meatball. More times than not this technique does not work and leaves said woman extremely unsatisfied and unamused.

"Did you fuck her?"
"No....Meatball Pocket -MBP"

by The Rock Texas January 7, 2009

alabama meatball sub

the act of shitting in a girls vagina then putting ur balls inside the vagina

hey dude i gave ur gf a alabama meatball sub

by doom sargeant November 17, 2010

Meatball Sandwich

When a man stretches his ballsack under his legs and into his butt crack. Thus resembling two buns and two meatballs in sandwich form.

I was on ChatRoulette and some dude gave me the finger. So I just turned around, bent over and gave him a meatball sandwich.

by koolkid47 June 27, 2011

meatball puppies

usually when your female lady friend with big jugs is cold and you need some extra protein on your plate of spaghet if you know what i mean...yum yum it's just want the farmer ordered for a cool winters night.

hey wanda, get ya'alls meatball puppies over here, daddy needs an entree.

by jerry james June 25, 2007

meatball wrangler

A Swede; someone from Sweden.

Ilix is a meatball wrangler.

Ilix: cy--
cy: stfu you God damn meatball wrangling ass pirate

by cycicle July 1, 2006

Meatball Vegan

A person who intentionally consumes a mostly plant-based diet, but sometimes eats meat.

Well, I am a meatball vegan, so of course I can try a bite of your lamb shanks, even if I generally avoid animal products.

by EdlerGraf January 20, 2017