shoot mayo

To ejaculate

I'm gonna shoot mayo on your chest.

by Geese016478 April 18, 2022

mayo shower

When you cum all over a person

This is like a mayo shower

by The only pug July 16, 2021

lee mayo

A complete bullshitter, and compulsive liar.

"I had such a terrible childhood" said Harry
"Stop being a Lee Mayo" retorted James

by DerrickL9vwr69 March 4, 2023

Mayo soup

The act of female masturbation after a guy cums inside her

Apparentally Jenna wasn't done after we fucked so she started making mayo soup with herself.

by GGnoRE420swag November 16, 2015

ka-mayo

A creamy delicious mixture that contains mayonnaise and ketchup. a very special sauce best used with hot crunchy fries, better yet Macdonalds fries :P

I love dipping my friends in ka-mayo..MMMMM:P

May i dip my fry in your ka-mayo?

by shainerz April 22, 2011

mayo legs

legs that spread easily, often referring to a whore of some kind

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that girl?
Dude 2: Yea.
Dude 1: Yea I heard she sleeps around.
Dude 2: Oh, so she has mayo legs?
Dude 1: Mayo Legs???
Dude 2: Yea, her legs spread easily.
Dude 1: Yea... maybe you have a chance then.

by Baconman12094 May 7, 2011

Chucked the mayo

To ejaculate on to something

Oliver: Did I hear your grandson wanked onto his door?
Marge: Yes, and the handle's gone a bit stiff ever since Roger chucked the mayo at it

by Mischa July 6, 2017