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Mascara Muslim

A Mascara Muslim is a muslim woman who dresses in western clothes, wears makeup, and who eschews the traditional practices of Islam.
Although she is from Saudi Arabia and a traditional Sunni family, she herself has become a Mascara Muslim since moving to London. She wears makeup, short skirts, drinks and smokes, and acts thoroughly Western.
by PBCHLS92 February 11, 2010
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mascot wife

an average looking middle aged wife who delights in bringing cheer to her husband and her home.
He could have had one of a dozen trophy wifes but instead he waited for the love of a true friend. He waited for his mascot wife.
by HipNanny April 9, 2011
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Cincinnati Mascara

While banging a chick, you stick one of your thumbs up her ass and the other into your ass. You then pull both thumbs out and and surprise her by wiping them across her eyelids. Alternatively, you can do this to anyone if you are willing to stick both of your thumbs into your own ass and hitting them with it by surprise.
Frankson's stupid ass had me so riled up that I risked dissentary to slap him with some Cincinnati Mascara.
by Assrael February 6, 2009
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Toxic masculinity

is when you think you have to stand up to pee in order to somehow prove to yourself that you're a real man. A real man, however, stands up to pee because he choses to, not because somebody's idea of masculinity says he should. Likewise, he can damn well chose to sit down to piss if he so desires.
Masculinity is awesome. It is when it becomes forced that it becomes toxic masculinity, and it helps nobody.
by Immaturkey January 16, 2019
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Masculine Wiles

male-oriented seductive moves that are typically used to attract a female. Usually it's a combination of but not limited to:

1. The most stereotypical ones are flexing a muscle, puffing a chest, deepening your voice, smooth-talking your way into a girl’s pants.
Then there are others like
2. purposely towering over a girl to seem like an alpha or staring a girl down in a dominant way to stir something primal in her
3. doing traditional masculine tasks to show off physique
4. wearing plain shirts or pants that are too tight in all the right places
5. doing something that shows the skillfulness of your big strong hands
6. putting your arm around a girl
7. lifting a girl up to show off upper body strength
8. putting your hand on the small of her back
9. walking in a commanding, authoritative way (or with swagger) that calls attention to your presence
10. smiling at her in a sly and knowing way
11. making suggestive jokes to remind girls to view you in a sexual way
12. acting so incredibly gentlemanly that a girl feels comfortable and safe enough to be emotionally and potentially physically naked in front of you
13. pulling up his shirt to show off abs if he's muscular
"After getting all sweaty from a basketball game, this cute shirtless guy smiled at me. I couldn't take my eyes off his muscles and that's just what he wanted. Damn those masculine wiles!"

"He offered to carry my bag and I let him because I couldn't resist his masculine wiles."

"John was such a caveman last night. When he realized I was just as horny as he was, he lifted me up and carried me to the bedroom. I was putty in his hands. Don't you just love masculine wiles!"
by You'reWelcomeAmerica March 7, 2014
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The Mascara Story

A Derry (Ireland) band who recently won the Kerrang! Snickers Best Unsigned Band competition. They played a small set at Download Festival and have signed to Scar Records. Their 1st single came out in June and is 'This Is Not A Bruise'
The Macara Story is, Daveit Ferris (Vox, Guitar, Piano) Sean Keddy (Vox, Bass) and Jay Dickson (Drums)
You're so grounded, I feel skyscraper high...

I shoegaze and pretend to tie my laces, to avoid all your perfect faces

This is not a bruise from falling for you

Covered in glitter but i'm, not shining

I'm drunk only because i wanted to talk to you more...
it goes on, if you like this then check them out
by Dikome August 23, 2005
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Toxic Masculinity

Originally referred to men who were toxic and used their biological superiority to advantage in everything. Now the term is overused by cringy "woke" community and modern feminists, as a weapon, to fight anything rational/logical or to fight hurtful truth said about certain types of women etc etc. It's basically a bunch of nonsense now. Toxic masculinity now refers to any kind of masculinity. It's hate speech against men and an attempt to convert real men into.. something in the middle or just soft male feminists. Don't be fooled, pay attention when somebody blames toxic masculinity for something and if it's really toxic or if it's just.. the nature of men since the beginning of earth.
Old meaning: This dude had to slap everybody in the room just to prove a point. UGH that's that toxic masculinity!

New meaning: Wow, he don't like wearing dresses... toxic masculinity makes everybody think a man wearing a dress is something to be ashamed of. We need to cancel him. *lonely fangirls in comments* period! queen! Oh my oh my god she's so woke and beautiful!
by MaleListener September 19, 2022
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