Mars

1. The fourth outermost planet of the Terran-Solar-System. Mars is nicknamed the "Red Planet"; It's red color is the result of great amount of iron oxide FeO2 (rust) in the planet's soil. Mars is a cold, dusty, dry place. Water exist only in frozen caps at the poles. Simple life may have once lived there when it was warmer and wetter. Mars has a very thin atmoshphere which does not protect it well from radiation or meteors. Mars is named after the Roman go of war (the Greek god was Ares)

2. Chocolate company that makes M&Ms.

3. The assumed location of a student who is "spacing out" or daydreaming in school.

1. An international manned mission to mars is expected between 2030 and 2050. The U.S. currently has two robotic rovers Spirit & Opportunity exploring the surface, searching for clues to the planet's past.

2. Mars makes great candy that melts in your mouth and not in your hands.

3. Dialogue Example -
Teacher: Ted. Ted? Ted?!
Ted: *looks dazed* Huh?
Teacher: The class is on problem 23. Where were you? Mars?

by Yobastank October 21, 2004

Wank Marshal

An official, or other duly appointed person, who presides over masturbatory activities in the interests of health and safety. Wank Marshals are properly trained and equipped to ensure safe practice and generally offer a rapid response, aiming to be on-site within 15 minutes. “Assisted relief” is also offered by some marshals for an additional fee.

I think I’ll bash one off... better call a Wank Marshal.

I almost killed myself during an asphy-wank, were it not for the helpful intervention of Sev the Wank Marshal.

by Brigadier Atkins June 21, 2011

marsalis

A tall black man with a huge penis, and he pulls all the hoes he also has a strong pull out game

wow I had Marsalis last night

by marsace August 31, 2016

marsh

(adj) to be marsh is to appear as drunk and high as possible to the point where your eyes are closed and you lose the ability to realize the fact that people near you are speaking of how fucked up you look. This can be caused by any combination of mind-altering substances, but especially alcohol and cannabis. You also have the tendency to tell fellow acquaintances that you are "Way too drunk." or "Way too high." or both. Named after the beloved Marsh Robinson of New Orleans/Kentucky. (he's not dead, he's just too marsh)
variations: way too marsh (usually used in this context), darshed out, marshin'

"Hey dawg, I just smoked two bowls, I've had some of this Sailor Jerry's, and I have this 12-pack of PBR in my backpack...I am way too marsh right now.
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"Man, that guy just turned his head as if to look at something even though his eyes are closed..he's way too marsh.

"I'm waaaaayyy too drunk. Waaaaayyyy too high."
-Marsh Robinson//Darsh Vader/Marshall Mathers/Marshmallow

by catdance November 20, 2011

forgetting sarah marshall

geniunely the greatest comedy film of the 21st century thus far, and also the only romcom in the universe aimed at men.

forgetting sarah marshall is ace.

by Dannnnn May 20, 2008

marsden

someone who has a well built frame, very muscular.

wow, he is well marsden

by 124wman October 2, 2014

Veronica Mars Style

To be like Veronica Mars, the kick-ass blonde smart ass detective who has the skills of a expert liar and lie detector, photography, computer savvy, a proficient Adobe Photoshop editor, tailing cars, operating bugging/surveillance equipment, creating false documents, imitating the voices of others and counterfeiting on the popular show with same name as the lead character.

Me: (sneaking up on you)"What are you doing?"
You: (jumping in surprise) "Ahh... nothing much."
Me: (noticing all the stuff) "Wait a minute. You're tracking someone, Veronica Mars style????"

by Lisa Parnell April 18, 2008