lobster

Your true love that you will always go back to = see "Friends" the TV program, Pheobe calls Ross Rachels lobster.

You are my lobster
He is my lobster
She is my lobster

by Pete The Pretty Powder Purple Prancing Pony September 2, 2005

lobsterfestivity

Lobsterfestivities are the events that occur after a meal at Red Lobster during the yearly "Lobster Fest"
Sometimes this could mean seeing a movie, or going to a club. It may also include going home, changing your baby's diaper and then realizing you have to change your own.

It was Dr D's triple x and we went out for lobster. The lobsterfestivities did not end there though. I crapped my pants and had to take a fully clothed shower.

by i shall remain nameless February 23, 2005

Lobsterhead

Someone who uses the phrases; tell me why, that ain't "phresh", thats "phresh", or "shiste" accompanied with "naah" or yo in every sentence they say. May also refer to a white person who refers to other white people as "nigga".

Lobsterhead 1-"Naah yo, tell me why I got head yesterday yo."
Lobsterhead 2- "Shistey yo, that shits phresh."

by NFPS October 11, 2009

Lobster Fest

Summmer time when everyone spends alot of time outside getting sunburned and turn into lobsters

mat and angelo are gonna spend alot of time at the beach this lobster fest

by antonioseara May 27, 2008

sausage looter

Someone who's obsessed with sausage on a homo-erotic level.

OMG that mikeysjeep in the pirate thread is such a freakin' sausage looter!

or

Here comes mikeysjeep, hide your sausage!

by citizenlame December 9, 2006

He's her lobster

explicative, 1. a phrase used to designate approval of a particular couple's relationship. Lobsters supposedly mate for life.
Also- "She's his lobster"; although, as male lobsters probably ascribe to this rule less often than female lobsters, it is probably more appropriate to think of Ross as being made for Rachel rather than Rachel being made for Ross.

"See, he's her lobster."
- Phoebe, FRIENDS

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd September 5, 2005

Listerine Spitter

The act of puttin a tiny amount of listerine into your spitter to eliminate the old spitter stank

*pulls out yesterdays vitamin water spitter* "yo don my spitter smells like the time i gave that homeless man a rimjob"
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "

to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge

by Cip and Donaldson October 16, 2008