lonerstoner

an insult to the person who smokes weed alone instead of hanging out with friends and smoking.

(209): lmfao i missed that?
(818): Yeah. What are you doing in there, you little lonerstoner?
(209): blazing and playing FF.

by JokestrMike89 November 5, 2009

Spiteful loner

A guy that is most likely to go on a killing rampage. Spends much of his time in-doors, is very rational, violent, but rather introverted and humble. Probably has very low self-steem and spends his time viewing and writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, aswell as taking online tests.

I won't make an assumption here, but not to be confounded with loser, the spiteful loner is more fortunate in his life.

by Spiteful loner July 27, 2010

loserdork

When a person is a loser and a dork at the same time.

Frank is such a loserdork

by stickynote152 April 20, 2008

Lonerliness

adj.- having and/or showing signs of being a loner

"Did that guy just like his own post?" "Man that's just major lonerliness"

by Bugsb129 December 4, 2011

Loner Boner

The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.

Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner

by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021

lonerrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged frequently and in liquid form resulting from the feeling of loneliness. Primary lonerreah can occur in acute and chronic form and stems from the anxiety and irrational fear of remaining forever single. Flare ups most commonly occur in the evening and on holidays such as Valentine's Day and New Years Eve.

She missed the new years eve party due to a sudden episode of lonerrhea.

by Chloéé December 18, 2021

Lonergy

When you don't have any friends because you want to protect your energy.

Grandmather : where are your friends
Cassie: I don't have any because I lonergy

Grandmather: that's why you have amazing energy

by Energy protecter January 30, 2022