Losch

The State of being a gangsta or a G-Unit. If you are a Losch no one will mess with you and you have awesome rhyming skillz.

To be Losch you also have to have musical skills that are off the charts and a Love of all things cute and fuzzy.

Dude 1: I'm feeling so Losch Today, I think I might adopt a dog.
Dude 2: Me to lets do it.
Dude 1: But First can we go rhyme and put it into a Rap?
Dude 2: Sure Lets Go!

by Different_Name_2 June 23, 2009

Lochie

A simp

Wow look at Lochie, hes such a simp

by Willy Billy69 March 28, 2020

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Lochness Monster

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

by smithy85 December 9, 2008

loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

Looched

1. The art of having a theory and/or rumor debunked in extremely short and swift fashion by the Looch or his staff of minions. 2. A swift banning at the hands of Billy Liucci of the Marron and White Report at texags.com

Trick brought some info to Texags in the hopes of stirring up the masses and got his ass looched.

by Bonfire 1996 September 28, 2008

Logcast

To capture of picture of one's feces with a camera phone and then proceed to send the pic to a friend (or enemy).

After lunch I took a huge dump and thought it would be a great idea to logcast my dump to Mr. Crowley. Boy, was he PO'd!

by Baron Von Shtuckle Shtickle July 2, 2006