Ball Lightning

When one gets tazered in the groin

That jackass security guard gave the guys junk a case of ball lightning with his tazer

by jdbombassmofo December 3, 2010

Lightning bug

To insert glowstick into one's anus, therefore, resembling a lightning bug.

Mike is such a fuckboy. Let's lightning bug him for revenge.

by Jennyonthespot June 29, 2019

Ride the lightning

1. Shot to death on a traffic stop
2. Electrocuted, especially an electric chair execution
3. A song and album by Metallica

Cop(gun drawn): Get out the car!!
Driver: What’s going on?
Cop: What’s going on is you fixin to ride the lightning son
Driver: Uhh...

by Big_bobby April 13, 2021

Greased Lightning

An expression to portray something to be faster then lightning.

When something is greased, it generally moves faster.

Try that again and you will be out of here faster then greased lightning.

by Cenax March 18, 2005

thunder and lightning

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy while she has a vibrator in her ass.

First time doing a thunder and lightning last night, I never wanted it to end!

by sweetleilehua March 31, 2015

White Lightning

Cheap, clear cider. Tastes like distilled urine. Probably is distilled urine. Carreis the stigma of being an under-18s-down-the-offy drink and of being taken (in huge amounts) by chavs.

And Johnny took a sip of White Lightning and spat it right back out again. "This is shit! And all those wannabe MCs drink that? Blimey, no wonder their rhymes were crap and their eyebrows fell off!" he said.

by KHD April 20, 2004

ride the lightning

pure metal, straight up your ass.

too bad metallica sucks now, they used to be soo goooood.
the metalligod that failed
sad but true

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005