Laser Lettuce

Slang for Marijuana

"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"

by 420BlazeIt360NoScope April 24, 2020

sick lettuce

beautiful hair, succulent hair.

did you see johns sick lettuce? i think he got it done at jim’s

by fullsender June 7, 2021

holy_lettuce

Cool tik tok mutual with rei on their profile

Oh my god did you saw holy_lettuce new tik tok????
Yes they slayed 🥰😍

by sqpsz_ April 15, 2022

Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017

Burger king foot lettuce

Number 15.... The least thing you would want is lettuce from someones feet

Burger king foot lettuce

by Batman 👌 April 2, 2018

Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.

I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.

by integrandpiano December 24, 2018

sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020