Lamp

The action of absolutely clattering the shit out of some cunt who’s getting mouthy, so hard that it’s like they ran into a big girthy lamppost

Olly Murs does my head in, if I could, I would lamp the twat

by Ilikebighairyboys December 13, 2021

lamp

Beat up; mug; clobber

Person 1: "You're so gay mate"

Person 2: "Say that again fam and I'll focken lamp yer ye bastard"

by i love having no friends March 1, 2022

lamp

cool

that car is so lamp!
hanging out with doug is lamp!

by jizcalifuh June 3, 2022

Lamp

Lamp simply means you on my shit heavy

“ U lamping my shit”

by enneiirda June 5, 2022

Lamp

A gay person who is annoying.

“Omg Trisha is such a lamp.”

by Harper Trish July 5, 2022

Lamp

LAMP is a texting term that means “Laughing, As, Much, As possible”

“Kelly is such a dumb bitch, lamp”

by Mic Holder July 7, 2022

Lamp

Something that you throw at your snoring husband.

*husband snoring in his sleep*

*wife throws a bedside lamp at him*
Wife:shut up

by Yourmom05 October 1, 2022