leche lube

The art of squeezing a females breast milk on your penis, and fucking her as if it was lube.

Nathan has no lube so he just did a leche lube on his wife.

by leche lube June 02, 2014

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lube-eye

when a person who wears contact lenses inserts their contact lenses, in circumstances where they still have lube (usually the expensive engineered lube, which is very difficult to remove, even with vigorous hand washing)on their fingers. that person will often experience "lube-eye", where their vision is a little hazy, and the eye can be senstive.

Man, I love that new lube you bought, but shit if it doesn't give me the worst lube-eye I've ever had.

by lube-eye sufferer July 19, 2011

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Disco Lube

Any type of alochol that reduces your inhibitions to get out on the dance floor and/or ask someone to dance with you.

Before I ask those girls to dance, I need another shot of disco lube

by FreddyV November 14, 2008

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bellybutton lubing

The act of lubricating the umbilical region in effort to reduce friction.

Often Bellybutton lubing is perfomed in preperation for a sexual act for either men with very small penises or women with very large belly-buttons.

"I lubed up this Belly Button and can't wait to get in there"

"This ho got a belly so big after she had 12 kids i don't even need to lubricate it"

"After many failed attempts at penatration due to sizing problems, they finally tried bellybutton lubing followed by buttonpunching. However, indulging in this act whilst taking Viagra proved to be unwise. Trying to explain to the Ambulance Crew why this man was attatched to her abdomen proved tricky"

by Douglas Mc February 01, 2007

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