literal 'net

A phenomenon on the internet that involves the inability and tendency for most people on the "net" to not comprehend when a joke or flippancy is being used in conversation and to credulously take what is said at face value. Hyperbole, bombastic statements, sarcasm and other tools of casual language are completely lost on them. Usually those who have little to no experience with online forums and chat rooms fall into this trap as they are often this dumb in real life. Sometimes children fall victim to this mental lapse, however there is still a chance they can grow a sense of humor before drinking age.

This behavior is often used as a compulsive and lame humor device in conversation which is an "epic phail" because it makes the humorist look like a credulous cretin instead of a sharp satirist. In actuality the idiot can't help but respond to everything they're reading or hearing and just has to make a comment, no matter how stupid. Often because the idiot doesn't know how to socialize normally.

See: gullible.

Molly: "OMG! I laughed so hard watching The Office last night I peed my pants!"
Idiot: "Really? Why would you admit that you peed your pants online? You probably have some kind of bladder condition that you need help for."
Molly: "Really?? Seriously?? I didn't actually pee my pants, dude. Yeesh!"
Idiot: "Then why did you say you did?"
Molly: "WOW! Just WOW! This is sooo literal 'net!"

by thePenciler February 22, 2010

Later, dude

Is a pointless game played amongst friends everywhere.
As seen in a Kyles Nexus One video, titled "those guys"

If a player gets you to repeats yourself verbatim, they say "Heard you the first time" and that's a kill.

If a player gets asked an obvious question, and you answer it, they say "OH RLY!".

If a player figures out you are trying to get them, you can say "Later, Dude!

If you get 3 kills within a 5 minute period, you die. BUt i

Heard you the first time;
(Drinking a coke)
Jova: That's a tasty beverage.
Jordan: What did you say?
Jova: That's a tasty beverage.
Jordan: "Heard you the first time!"
Jova: Damn!

Oh Rly?;
Jordan: Where we at, bro?
Jova: Football game, bro.
Jordan:"OH RLY?!"
Jova: Damn..

Later, Dude;
(watching a football game)
Jova: What are we watching..
Jordan: "Later, dude!!"
Jova: Damn!

by Folie a Deux November 23, 2010

listerlean

When you put mouthwash (primsrily Listerine) into your sprite. Originally became popularized through the instagram community.

"yo diggity dawg could you pass the listerlean?"

by Cringe God March 4, 2018

Lester Blow Out

It is when your anal ring is stretched to the max bending over for the big one. Also known as takin it dry.

Mikey had a Lester blow out while in his bosse's office. He took the big one dry...

by TeaBaggs December 29, 2009

lesterize

verb; to comment on a Facebook comment that was posted by someone to whom the status update does not belong or to banter or converse back and forth with other posters while the individual who posted the original status is unaware

Also, listerize

I woke up this morning to 300 email notifications. Boy, was I lesterized!

by ukeyonna September 24, 2010

Lister Stick

To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.

Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

listering

Avoiding study to watch videos about harvesting crops is often refereed to in Tasmanian colloquial terms as Listering

Far out this old roo shooter is doing a lot of Listering

by Mandman November 5, 2017