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Lappeism

noun,
-noun,
1. lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted.

2. being able to piss off anyone by just looking at them.
3. being a cock-block to all of your friends.
4. being a cock-blocker to yourself.
Some how Kevin's lappeism managed to piss off his hot neighbor.
On Friday night Kevin really showed off how his lappeism manages not to get him laid.
by victomtoit May 29, 2011
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flappy Lappies

just another word for saggy breasts,

when to use:

>a title which defines a person who has extremely saggy breasts * note this can be male or female

> you notice a man or a woman with saggy breast running laps.

>make a comment on a woman or a man with saggy-ass titties (saggy-ass man titties) were the breast would have to sag all the way to their lap(laying on top of their knees)"touching knees"
"hey rick did you notice flappy lappy running by, yeah paul she needs some pick-me-ups "

"i spy some flappy lappies"

"Flappy Lappies is caused by the stress of gravity that is exceeding down on the boobies, brassieres saving breast and avoiding flappy lappies since 1664"

Awww, look at that pair of beautiful flappy lappies... fuck no get a reduction.
by douche lee September 1, 2010
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Clam lapping

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.
Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
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Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis
Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping
by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013
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lapp

Los Angelos area police
LA popo
the lapp gat you
by stephanio May 6, 2004
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lappy

adj.
No expression at all
:|
When pulling a lappy face, there is happiness at all in expression
by broad oak February 26, 2009
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Lapple

i don't have a PC, i have a lapple
by S"morgan October 27, 2010
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