sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020

Grilling Lettuce

Grilling Lettuce is used to communicate the smoking of marijuana in a low-key manner.

Dude: "yo man! What ya doin after work?"
Man: "Oh you know, grilling lettuce."
*Epic fist bump ensues*

by El Monsoon November 13, 2016

lettuce guy

When describing a person, to say he is a good guy. Usually people who order no lettuce are not as nice

Mark: I needed a dollar for food, man sorted me out for the whole week
Joe: he a lettuce guy bro

by wrorty December 09, 2021

Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.

James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found

by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019

Book Lettuce

The most sauciest lettuce on the market. Usually enjoyed while reading a novel on turtle breasts. Only found in underground playhouses.

That book lettuce from Nora’s playhouse was very enjoyable while reading the novel “A turtle and it’s breasts”

by Tea Toaster August 02, 2018

party lettuce

the masculine patch of chest hair that a man unbuttons his shirt to display when partying

Girl: Ew, put your chest hair away!
Bro: It's called party lettuce.

by party_lettuce_147 July 13, 2015

Lettuce spray

A word play phrase that phonetically translates into "Let Us Pray"

Lettuce spray for those who sin.

by GTrieste July 20, 2016