leftover john

That person that doesn’t finish his food even tho they were really hungry

Ben: yo what you gonna get?
Conner: idk bro im so hungry id eat a cow

2 hours later

Ben: you barely even ate anything

Conner: im too full
Ben: yo momma should of named you leftover john

by Collins5 August 14, 2020

greasy leftovers

It should've been a baby. Combination of self-aborted fetus, vomit, and beer.

I was out at the bar with my boys and stepped in this nasty girl's greasy leftovers

by Giggity Giggity Guy November 3, 2017

Thanksgiving leftovers

When your farts smell like shit because of an incomplete dump and you blast out the remaining parts in the shitter so now everyone is giving thanks!

This morning I had Thanksgiving leftovers because I missed my poop window yesterday!

by Ziggy BlacknWhite November 24, 2017

Leftover Pie

When your girl is riding you and you cum inside of her and she cums at the same time. You then stay in that position for 5 minutes until you are limp. Then and only then do you pull out and let the juices seep over your coffee table and into your anal cavity. Realizing you have nothing to wipe it with, you wait 30 minutes to reach home, also realizing that your means of transportation is the same means that you have had intercourse inside. When you arrive at your destination, go straight into the bathroom and take off your boxers, hold it up to the light, and you will notice a wet line from the tip of the iceberg to the end of your tail; Leftover Pie.

Man, I had to wait a whole 30 minutes to smell my leftover pie.

by jemsaif November 28, 2017

Thanksgiving Leftovers

When another male fucks you in the butt using gravy as lube, and proceeds to cum in a bowl, mix the gravy, fecal matter, and semen together, and force feed it to you.

Man, that guy totally gave me the Thanksgiving Leftovers last night. It was so good.

by GHGHNBV July 7, 2016

Leftovers

When a guy can fit both his hands around his erect penis and still has some goin past his hands. What is sticking out is referred to as leftovers.

Oh so he's got some leftovers ehh?..

by Ksooo May 4, 2016

crusty leftovers

When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.

Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.

by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 July 18, 2016