ex-laws

The people who were your in-laws before your divorce.

Ten years after her divorce, she still visits her ex-laws in Croatia.

by Edgy Cathy January 25, 2009

Milky Lawson

Someone who sucks the milk out the woman's boobies.

Nathan totally pulled a Milky Lawson last night as he was able to suck milk out a woman's boobies.

by Jookson14 June 6, 2019

Ethan Lawson

Predicted to become one of the biggest entrepreneurs of his generation. At 17 years of age Ethan reportedly has 5 major streams of income. From selling shoes to artists and celebrities to designing the graphics behind the biggest digital media art in the game Ethan has gotten it all made from the ground up. In an interview, Ethan stated that his favorite quote was, "If you want to buy things without looking at the price tag, you have to work without looking at the clock." Although he is a full-time student, he finds time to balance his life equally in which may bring him the most success in the near future.

Ethan Lawson is very involved in the sneaker community.

by Emmanuel Ocbazghi January 16, 2022

Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

Peter in Laws

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.

John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.

by C Burn August 26, 2013

lawlsauce

1) A sauce-like product created from too much laughter.

2) An overexaggerated version of 'lol', usually used by nubs or by people mocking nubs.

Subject A: "...And then he shat himself!"
Subject B: "Dude, I'm laughing so hard I made lawlsauce!"
Subject A: "...Ew?"

Gamer A (Nub): "Lawlsauce! That was great, we like owned his shiznit! Or whatever."
Gamer B: "Yeah...ok. Not really."

by Indoctrinated May 12, 2007

Newtons Laws

NEWTONS LAWS
1.) Law of inertia
2.) A=F/M
3.) Action/Reaction
4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust
5.) FMK!!
6.) Buckets
7.) Galactical Theorum
8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female
9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops
10.) Look at them lips
11.) You do not talk about newton's laws
12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight

-Endorsed by:
Brent "Flash" Morrison
see: morrison's pimp shack

Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics
Student B- Consult Newtons laws
Student A- WOW...

by Chris lambie April 27, 2006