1. N. A being of supreme intelligence, wit, and sexual dexterity. See also pimp.
2. V. An extremely complicated sexual move involving a series of thrusts, slaps, and clicking noises.
2. V. An extremely complicated sexual move involving a series of thrusts, slaps, and clicking noises.
1. You're such a kryptondog, Mister President.
2. You gave me one hell of a kryptondog last night, Mister President.
2. You gave me one hell of a kryptondog last night, Mister President.
by James LaBove January 13, 2004
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A one hand false cut invented by Dan and Dave Buck.
To be used in conjunction with card magic or such.
To be used in conjunction with card magic or such.
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Get the Kryptonian mug.Clark: "Don't worry Lois, if I miss you, I'll just kryptonianjizz on your splatter and you'll be good!"
Lois: "Thanks Clark :)"
Lois: "Thanks Clark :)"
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Get the kryptonianjizz mug.Slang/ - A term used primarily by black men amongst each other to describe black women.
The term derived from the movie Superman in that on earth Superman is seen as something special to be admired and he is loved by people. But back on Krypton he is seen as nothing special and just another Kryptonian.
So, because it is generally felt among many black men that black women see them as nothing special and black women are usually disrespectful to black men, talk down to them or attempt to emasculate them, etc. black men feel like they are regarded as Superman is on Krypton (ie. nothing special)
However, usually when a Black man dates outside his race or leaves the country they are treated like Superman is on earth with much love, respect and admiration.
The term derived from the movie Superman in that on earth Superman is seen as something special to be admired and he is loved by people. But back on Krypton he is seen as nothing special and just another Kryptonian.
So, because it is generally felt among many black men that black women see them as nothing special and black women are usually disrespectful to black men, talk down to them or attempt to emasculate them, etc. black men feel like they are regarded as Superman is on Krypton (ie. nothing special)
However, usually when a Black man dates outside his race or leaves the country they are treated like Superman is on earth with much love, respect and admiration.
Person 1 - "Hey, I heard Mark's wife was arguing with im in public again."
Person 2 - "Well, what else do you expect from a Kryptonian bitch?"
Person 2 - "Well, what else do you expect from a Kryptonian bitch?"
by EZRHINO March 24, 2017
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I love da super-bright "upgrade" bulbs with kryptonite-coated filaments that are offered for some flashlights, but the problem with these "specialty" bulbs is that they both "cost all outdoors" and draw a lot more juice than just regular plain-tungsten bulbs do.
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