kool kristie

Kool kristie is the kristie who is much easier to deal with on a regular basis. Usually both kristies are a little slutty but kool kristie doesnt have an inflated ego and knows its her sac not her looks that everyone is after

Which kristie, kool kristie or that insignificunt kristie

by Sav-a-hoe January 5, 2023

Kristi Noem

To discretely kill, destroy or murder.

Let's take the dog to the gravel pit and pull a Kristi Noem on it.

by ZadocPaet May 7, 2024

Kristi Noem

I mean, we've all seen old yeller, right?

Hym "So... She shot her dog... I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what if Kristi Noem has an anachronistic view of dog-ethics? People get their pets pur down all the time. Paying a doctor doesn't absolve you. PETA puts down more animals than anybody! They literally can't manage all of the animals they have... So they just kill them. PETA is like Kristi Noem times 1 million! Where is PETA now? Still around! So, how much do you really care? I mean, this ties into the other thing as well. Dick Chaney SHOT A GUY IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE. So, that's not important. Her shooting her dog? Not important. What IS important, however... Is me getting credit and moneyz for that fucking A.I. I would beat a million babies to death WITH PUPPIES. I would implant women with uterus puppies and re-legalize abortion and then pay out of pocket to have the puppies aborted... If it meant getting the thing. And I will. I'll kill all of the puppies. If I have to hijack it, that'll be the first thing I do. I'll start with the puppies..."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2024

Kristi Noem's PR team

Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....

Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Kristi Noem

The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.

Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.

Oh no! The governor of South Dakota just Kristi Noemed my dog!

by silavon May 15, 2024

kristy

the best, hottest, and smartest person ever. everyone loves her and has a crush on her.

Man: did you hear kristys back in town?
Other man: woah i gotta see her pretty face again

by random 72 yr old November 25, 2021

Kristy

An absolute bellend whose sperm is far to fertile

Did you here about yer man his girlfriend is pregnant again. A right Kristy

by Hippie68 March 3, 2022