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nickel knowledge

Information that's nice to know, but that no one really cares about.
An example of nickel knowledge would be knowing the amount of sand grains on a beach.
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Van Halen's Album released in 17 June 1991
for unlawful carnal knowledge is a great album
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Beyoncé Giselle Knowles

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles
(lead singer of former group Destiny's Child, successful solo artist)
A beautiful person who continues to bring out her artistry to the world. She has a mysteriousness to her that leads her audience into deeper desire of understanding her creativity. Her talent, beauty, and drive have brought her to the place she is today. She is a strong black female. She shows who she is and is extremely careful about how she portrays herself in the media. People take this for a fake and sometimes flighty character, but she doesn't give too much of herself away because she wants to keep a piece of her own integrity and protect her self and those that she loves. The talk of her improper speech doesn't have any merit. She talks properly and she's also from the south- Texas. All the esteem that she may hold for herself has been earned and supported by her many awards and kudos. Her parents have built, invested and supported her power-house of talent ever since the age of six.
-Her recent performance at the sixth annual BET awards have brought about much anticipation for her second solo album entitled B'day. She is also featured in the movie Dreamgirls- a role she has greatly identified with, following the development and stardom of a female singing group. (in theaters Dec. 22, 2006)
-Beyoncé Giselle Knowles has truly become iconic- breaking records of all kinds in many sects of the entertainment industry. She continues to make and someday will leave an empowering mark on the future of the entertainment industry. Singing, acting, dancing, designer, producer, song-writer: Beyoncé Giselle Knowles.
Has said she would like to have the honor of one day having a Tony Award- (paraphrased from a tv interview)

Beyoncé: 'When I was in high school no one knew who my boyfriend was because I never said anything about it, this is just a part of who I am... I've been able to protect those that I love'(paraphrased- from a tv interview E!'s Beyoncé Revealed show)

Eight Grammy Awards (approx.)- projects include Survivor, Dangerously in Love, and some solo projects from 2005.

Beyoncé speaking of her fashion line House of Dereon: 'I'm the kick'-commenting on the fashion lines slogan of "couture, soul, and kick".
Beyoncé Giselle Knowles

Million Dollar Campaign with L' Oreal
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Knowledge Management

Knowledge Management (KM) is a discipline of management supposedly dedicated to ensuring that people in an organisation have timely access to the information and expertise they need to do their job. In reality, KM is a discipline full of semi-literate twats who like to use big words. They say things like "We're going to strategically align our knowledge resources with the company-wide strategy going forwards","We're moving into the client space", "I'm mostly working on the growth pillar to add value", and "Going forwards, we're working on a P2P strategy to add value and capture tacit knowledge." In English, all of this roughly translates into one sentence "I'm a giant wanker who produces no meaningful work and talks a load of shite. Senior managers love me because I sound good to other people who only have a fourth grade reading level and are impressed by big words".

KM adds nothing useful to any organisation, except where they have managed to take over research and subscription services or database management. In which cases, the managers take all credit for the work done by their lowly minions, thus further convincing senior management that they "add value", when the reality is quite the opposite. Any cost-cutting exercise in any large organisation should start by savagely slashing the senior KM people - let the minions report to each other and you'll probably get a lot more done anyway.
I tried to find some information but it had been knowledge managed
by ex-KM-minion April 6, 2005
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Analitical Knowledge

An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.
Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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Knowledge

Mary gave Bob knowledge lastnight
by Michelle September 5, 2002
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Knowledge

The act of fellatio commonly referred to as a blow job, oral sex performed upon the penis
"She gave a brother knowledge"
by DigiKev December 21, 2008
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