Kelbi

A creative, amazing, loving and kind hearted person.

If your any of these things above you are a kelbi

by Wolf2709 July 7, 2018

keyboard tourette's

When you randomly type an obscene word or phrase for no apparent reason other than you felt like it or wanted to see what it looked like.

Professor: John, why does your term paper have the words "Horse Fucker" in the middle of it?

John: Sorry. I had keyboard Tourette's last night and I forgot to erase it

by Shane21332 December 7, 2007

Keyboard Racist

Someone who types racist comments online.
On such websites as youtube.
But would never say the these comments in real
life to people of that particular race.

I hate asa the comic hes such a dirty nigger die
die nigger burn in hell.
This is an example of a Keyboard Racist.

by Dubzwpg May 30, 2009

Keyboard Warrior

A term coined by vocalist Mandy Lion (WWIII, Wicked Alliance) which is used to describe a "new breed of idiots which use the internet to mudsling people who actually have lives and careers" basically meaning pathetic losers who talk shit about people on the internet for no reason based on nothing e.g. calling someone a failure because they are not hugely successfully or bullying someone for the way they dress etc.

Keyboard Warrior`s are pathetic lowlife inbred scum!

by Thunder Of Ozz March 31, 2009

keyboard warrior

A warrior who physically wields a keyboard as his main weapon.

That keyboard warrior beat the shit out of that guy with his keyboard.

by cosmiccountrynoir May 17, 2011

Keyboardcat Witness

Keyboardcat Witness -

1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.

2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.

3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.

He is a Keyboardcat witness they meet on thursdays and watch many episodes of Keyboardcat religiously.

He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.

Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.

by ravenmsb June 24, 2009

Keyabiner

A small carabiner not intended for climbing but for holding yours keys on a keychain. They can be hooked on to belt loops or clipped to the lip of a pocket. (See Nick, I told you it's a real word!)

"Heather, bring me that Keyabiner so I can hold all my keys together."

by Jon TiTan August 21, 2009