Definitions by cosmiccountrynoir

keyboard warrior 

A warrior who physically wields a keyboard as his main weapon.

That keyboard warrior beat the shit out of that guy with his keyboard.

keyboard warrior by cosmiccountrynoir May 17, 2011

San Francisco 

A playground for hipsters and trustafarians.

San Francisco is the worst.

San Francisco by cosmiccountrynoir May 14, 2011

Mission District 

A formerly Latino section of San Francisco now being heavily gentrified by white hipsters.

All the culture and soul of this historic neighborhood has been replaced by fixed-gear bikes, fair-trade coffee shops, and guys in fedoras and ray-bans.

If you have a gluten allergy, the Mission District is your place.

Mission District by cosmiccountrynoir May 14, 2011

short man's syndrome 

A term used to dehumanize short men. On the basis of this prejudiced term, a short man isn't allowed to do anything assertive, confident, or generally masculine without being accused of overcompensating or having short man's syndrome.

Whereas if a taller man exhibited the same exact behavior, nobody would bat an eyelash.

I rudely shoved that short guy at the bar out of my way, and he got all angry about it. Talk about short man's syndrome!

short man's syndrome by cosmiccountrynoir May 14, 2011