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Kentucky Derby

When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.
I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!
by Physically a horse June 12, 2018
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kentucky waterfall

The ultimate in hair-styling excellence. Classic business in the front look transitions gracefully into a party in the back waterfall, Kentucky style. Usually accompanied by Little E t-shirt, conviction record, beaten wife, and at least 4 but no more than 9 teeth.

Not to be confused with the Kentucky Virgin, though the two are not mutually exclusive.
The front of my Kentucky Waterfall says I work at the local Sunoco, but the back says I am addicted to meth.
by Charley West September 3, 2007
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Kentucky Muzzleloader

While having sex with a girl you pull out. Spit your dip out onto your d!ck and put it back in...Creating the Kentucky Muzzleloader
I was having sex with this redneck when I decided to give her the kentucky muzzleloader.
by TheDeputy35 July 28, 2009
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Kentucky Hot Brown

An act of revenge perpetrated by defecating in the target's car. Preferably this will happen at the beginning of a hot sunny day allowing the payload to bake to a perfectly hideous level before being discovered.
For sleeping with his brother, Steve left Helen a Kentucky Hot Brown in her Civic while she was at work.
by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009
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Kentucky

Chicken flavored lemon scented greatness
Kentucky is the greatest thing.
by Queen._.Bee January 21, 2017
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Kentucky Handkerchief

The practice of blowing snot out of one's nose by pressing shut one nostril and violently exhaling through the open nostril.
Dude, my nose is running and I don't have my snotrag.

Just use your Kentucky Handkerchief why don'tcha?

Handkerchief
by docdoober1 July 21, 2009
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Kentish Town Salad Sandwich

Two women sit with force on the face of a man while he "nuzzles" his nose into the asshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.
Dave "Hey Steve, I wanted to toss Kates salad, and she had invited Amy, so I killed two birds with one stone and made a Kentish Town Salad Sandwich... They loved it!"
by hotsauce1 September 17, 2010
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