keeton harris

The most amazing, special person in the world he is my Bestest Friend and I love him I couldn't live without him

Keeton Harris is my Bestest Friend

by Celestial Star2017 December 25, 2016

Keaton

Keaton is a very loving and special man. He is very supportive to the people he loves and will always stay by your side. He is cutest the boy you will ever meet with blond hair and brown eyes. He is very committed in relationships and usually dates girls called either Riley or Indy. Keaton is very athletic and loves to run around and play fight with anyone. He doesn't get the best grades but tries to keep them up. He is very funny and loves to joke around. He also is very good at making his girl happy. If you are ever feeling like you need someone to talk to just remember that Keaton will listen to you rant all night long. If he ever says he loves you he means it. If you have a Keaton in your life you are very lucky.

Keaton is the best boyfriend ever!!!!!!!!!!

by double ass cheek January 3, 2019

Kento

Is the coolest guy in the entire universe, and is even too awesome for any other human being alive. He only interacts with aliens, and is able to communicate with them with the blink of an eye. He could actually start anything with the blink of an eye, including another World War. He is just plain awesome. People with this name should not even exist on this planet, since they are just too awesome... Even the old Mayans knew it!

Did you see Kento just vanish from our eyes? I think he just blinked!

by NOTKENTO May 9, 2011

Keyton harthun

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole

The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.

by Mason Allens November 25, 2011

Keaton

Down to earth, genuine, at times annoyingly aggravating. Passion driven. Creative and intelligent, homeboy can be a Casanova but is a gentleman. Introspective and funny but also a gym bro. Keaton is a very thoughtful individual and will probably marry Ana De Armas or something. Also a grade A weenie, but he's ok I guess

Keaton is such a weenie.

by wolfdragicorn May 4, 2018

Ketouvi

A chapri with blonde hair.

Look at that guy on the roadside he's probably a Ketouvi.

by Barbirgirlfan69 May 9, 2022

Keaton's Birthday

Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.

Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already

by RealAmericanNinja October 26, 2011