anal kebab

During anal sex, the penetrative male "decorates" his erect penis with salad leaves and sauce, and then places strips of kebab meat over the ass cheeks of their partner then ejaculates once the salad leaves and sauce is inside the anus of the other - he will then proceed to eat the salad, sauce and semen from inside his partners ass.

Joe: Mm I'm starving for a kebab
Sarah: Oh me too baby, and I'm so horny... I fancy anal...

THEN AN ANAL KEBAB HAPPENS

by THEKEBABMAN June 21, 2012

kebab nose

Someone with a rather large nose and burns it by accident as it gets in the way

i burnt my nose whilst lighting my cigarette, man the smell of pork, want some of my kebab nose?!

by sophs April 27, 2006

The Man Kebab

Where 10 or more men fuck each other up the ass. If you think about it, it's like a kebab

John: Yesterday with my coworkers, we did The man kebab
Sue: What the fuck John

by donso November 26, 2017

Kebab flap

The flap of fat that hangs over a kebab on an obese female.

I didn't know where to put it so I lifted up her kebab flap

by gooch123 May 03, 2010

Kebab Slap

Being forcefully slapped in the face with a kebab.

''Dude, I've just been kebab slapped and it was awesome''

by Slap that kebab January 06, 2009

Furry kebab

A ladies genitalia

quim Flange

That young ladies furry kebab i had last night Tarquin was deliscous

by Jim Heseldin January 23, 2004

Ground Kebab

To do a massive, wide shit on the floor - as if to shit out a kebab.

Nov: Dude I just did the most MASSIVE ground kebab in Ben's bedroom.

Dylz: Oh man thats brutf.

by novan01 November 16, 2007