Kaleb

A whore for cheesecake, and a slut for lasagna.

Did you see Kaleb at the party
yeah he stole my cheesecake

by kaleblovecheesecake July 5, 2020

Kaleb

A fella with an absolutely MASSIVE GINORMUS MONSTORUS peen.

"Man, did you hear about that guy named Kaleb?" "Yea I hear he's got an absolutely MASSIVE GINORMUS MONSTORUS peen!"

by small tony February 21, 2021

kaleb

a male name which means dog (dont ask me why my parents named me dog)(usually spelled Caleb)
note- pronunciation put is wrong
its really Kay-lub

"Hey Kaleb, want to go to the movies tonight?"

by Kaleb Williams July 12, 2003

Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.

AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!

by chandler December 1, 2002

slob kabob

adj.,
commonly known as a extrememly messy kisser /also sloppy in the sac ..

"man, Talia is such a slob kabob,
you shouldve seen all the spit on Dereks face after they snogged."

by beryy<3 July 17, 2009

sex kabob

when your dick happens to be so big that you can fit multiple chicks on it at once

"so there were all these girls around me and i wanted to fuck them all, and i realized my dick was so big...i just wanted to have a sex kabob!"

by alec avagina October 14, 2008

Kalib

A curly head with really good shoes and tan skin and a pretty smile

Curly hair + good shoes+ pretty smile+good skin=KALIB❤️

by JaydenGubert December 19, 2016