kip

When somebody leaves too much of something to throw out, but not enough for a full serving.

I cannot fucking believe Thomas just kipped the fucking milk again i swear to god. This is a teaspoon! A teaspoon. I can't even use that for my morning coffee!

by bigfarter600 February 6, 2024

kip

Short for "Keep it Personal", used to persuade an individual into lending you some money that is then used for Sports gambling.

Abraham: "Yo king, my bank account got locked and i need you to buss me a tenner but make sure to keep it personal (kip) famalam like a likkle general ye ye?"

by that what you put into my head December 8, 2023

Kipped

Screwing up/ Ruining something horribly, in a painstaking process.

The kicker kipped the ball sending it wide to the left of the up right, causing his team to lose the playoff game.

by ThatMan14-12 October 18, 2019

Kips

A weird ass place where the owners just want to take ur money, but makes u top the country. The attenders there will put more rules on u then ur parent. Its an evening coaching center

Person 1: are u rich
Person 2: yes bcz i study in kips
Person 1: that doesn't make u rich
Person 2: the principals bs does

by Existing ayz November 22, 2021

Kip

Noun. A female who only uses dating websites for attention or a quick ego boost. Said women have no intention of going out on dates with any of the men they meet online and will often leave you on read, cancel on you last minute, or not give clear time tables as to when they can go out. They get their name from the Napoleon Dynamite character, Kip, who pathetically brags to Napoleon about “chatting with hot babes online.” In 2004, this was a laughable flex but in the 2020s, it’s lifestyle for many women. This pathetic lifestyle is reinforced by shows such as “Call her Daddy.”

Guy: So when are you free this week?
Girl: I’m not sure.

Guy: I’ve talked to you for three months now and we still haven’t met in person.
Girl: I have trust issues.

Guy: Naw that’s some bullshit, you’re just a Kip!

by Jerkassjohnny October 18, 2021

Kip

Alternative trendy version of “slay.”

“Man your outfit is kipped to the max!”

“That’s so kip!”

by digitalfootprint00 August 21, 2022

kip

a short person

"this kip is seriously a kip"

by pikathink September 5, 2022