Kiddy-Bomb

A Kiddy-bomb is a word or phrase said in a funny manner that causes all children within earshot to explode with annoyances, or rude behavior. The word or phrase should not be one that could cause problems for yourself.

While walking through the grocery store, down the candy aisle, set off your kiddy-bomb by simply commenting on how delicious the candy looks in a fairly loud voice. Then watch in amusement as all the children who heard you begin to scream and yell at their mothers to buy them the candy.
Enjoy the looks on the mother's faces as they stare you down that can only be interpreted as "fuck you".

by koertgeman October 4, 2009

skript kiddie

hacker/cheater that use the work of real hackers to gain advantage or cause trouble mostly in online gaming, having no real hacking skills

see also Asshat

this server is crashed constanly by these &^#*@&$ skript kiddies ban thier A*&'s

by whatelse77 December 31, 2014

forum kiddie

The lowest form of cracker. Often employs script tools from warez sites to wrest control of forums for fun and/or perceived notority.

See:
homosexual, cracker, fag, Fag Fucker

"Even script kiddies giggle at the thought of stealing a forum."

"Valtiel forum cracked us again. He must not know what real breasts feel like."

"There's one thing a forum kiddie would rather do besides write "nigga" everywhere on the forum: Get boned by one."

by Day_the_Cabbit July 7, 2006

kiddie crack

street name 4 fun dip

Yo! hit me up for some of that kiddie crack

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 20, 2003

packet kiddies

1) Lamers
2) Abusive people
3) The people with 3 inch penises
4) dizee
5) dizee's crap mother.

dizee's mother unfortunately does not know how to raise children, and therefore, has spawned this sad little thing.

by DALnetSupporter February 22, 2003

kiddie porn

n. absolutely completely one of the worst things one can say about anything. 42354 times worse than bullshit.

"The Album 'MC Hammer: Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em" is the biggest bunch of kiddie porn this side of the Mississippi"

by captain utah May 6, 2003

kiddie pool

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.

dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!

by Cookie of Sorrow August 1, 2008