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juicey watermelon

When u are having sex and u lick the cum and sweat off the tits
Hey guess what I did to this girl last nite
What
I did the juicey watermelon
by Epicface4923 January 28, 2018
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Rien Juice

while creating babies, the juice that comes out of
the males testicles, are known as rien juice, these are to be met with nickie jucies, in order to create new life
Male: Hold on let me build it up
Female: cant you get ur rien juice working faster?
by Timmay902 January 16, 2008
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tweaker juice

Energy drinks which are frequently consumed in copious quantities by meth fiends.
Of course Ed is spazzy, he's already drank 6 cans of tweaker juice today.
by El Sadado June 17, 2008
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Needle Juice

steroids or some type of performance enhancing drug by needle
Michael: hey man, how did you get so quick?
Tony: oh yeah, im on that needle juice now and its been helping out
by Mr. go getta October 16, 2008
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Sink juice

A clear liquid that oozes from your sink nozzle. Also known as tap water.
Guy#1 "you look thirsty. Want some sink juice?"

Guy#2 "ummmm"
by El domarino July 4, 2014
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Fake Juicer

A "Fake Juicer" is someone who:
(a): pretends to be drunk at a party but in reality has consumed very little or no alcohol.
(b): has a very low tolerance and is hammered way before anyone else is.
(c): loses a drinking competition to someone else whom they claimed to be a fake juicer.

To be given the humiliating title of a "fake juicer" you must satisfy one or more of the above criteria. A fake juicer usually exaggerates the amount of alcohol they have drank in order to refrain from drinking more or can't handle their booze and is the first one belligerently drunk at an otherwise calm event.

Calling someone a "fake juicer" is also effective way of pressuring them to drink more and prove to the accuser that they are an authentic juicer. If you call someone a fake juicer and they challenge you to a chug off, the winner is granted permission to call the loser a "fake juicer" for the remainder of the night.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "hey want another beer man?"
Guy 2: "no I've had waaaay too much and I'm really drunk give me a few minutes."
Guy 1: "You're not drunk, this is only your 2nd beer. Stop being a fake juicer."
Guy 2: "You're right, I am a fake juicer, I'll show myself out."

Example 2:
Guy: "Hey check out Alison, it's only 9:30 and she's already wasted off of 4 Bacardi Breezers."
Girl: "Yea tell me about it, she's such a fake juicer."
(Both sigh disappointingly )

Example 3:
Bro 1: "yo bro you want another beer bro?"
Bro 2: "nah bro I'm fucked up I'll pass."
Bro 1: "Bro you've only had like 11 beers and 5 shots"
Bro 2: "yee bro, I might throw up so I'll wait a few minutes"
Bro 1: (to fellow partygoers) "hey everyone look we have a fake juicer over here!"
Hot Girl: "Wow what a pussy!"
Athlete: "Haha what a fuckin' fake juicing virgin!"
High Guy: "Not chill bro."
Bro 2: "Fuck you I'm not a fake juicer, pass me that beer."
Bro 1: (passes beer) "Thats what I like to hear bro."
Bro 2: (chugs beer, throws up) " I'm a fucking savage!"

Example 4:
Bro 1 "Yo bro you're such a fake juicer man!"
Bro 2: "Nah bro, YOU'RE the fake juicer!"
Bro 3: "CHUG OFF!!!!"
(They both chug until bro 1 passes out and has to go to the hospital. Bro 2 is the champion and bro 1 will be known as the fake juicer until he redeems himself)
by Uni Guy April 13, 2015
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Switch Juice

Good for you and is better then soda. It will make all the hair fall off your pussy\dick. Also very. Good for people named ren.
You fuck a switch juice and it is good
by ZaUrban_Godz June 6, 2018
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