Jump to conclusions mat

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

by vincenzo December 3, 2003

Jump Up

A style of Drum and bass music. Punchy drums and heavy basslines.

Some Jump Up songs:
Taxman "Unreal"
Original Sin "D For Danger"
Jaydan "King Of Miami"
Dirty Harry "Fools"

by youcangarglemyballs March 22, 2009

JUMP BONES

To describe the action of someone who wants to really, REALLY fuck your brains out.

Yeh, man. Jean was lookin extra busted today an I almost threw up when she gave me this look...like she wanna JUMP MAH BONES!

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

jump the shark

The precise moment when you know a program, band, actor, politician, or other public figure has taken a turn for the worse, gone downhill, become irreversibly bad, is unredeemable, etc.; the moment you realize decay has set in.

Tom Cruise jumped the shark the moment he jumped Oprah's couch.

by M. R. Traska September 19, 2005

jump her bones

Grind her hard, Have sex.

Katy wanted to jump Donna's bones. All she wanted to do was jump her bones.

by Fatty capt. August 19, 2006

jump scare

Random moments in movies and games where something loud and crazy happens out of nowhere, usually causing the viewers to "jump" out of excitement/fear.

Usually makes little kids and pre-teen girls crap themselves with little effort.

Guy 1: "Did you see that new movie, 'Generic Horror Flick 2'?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it was pretty shitty. There were jump scares every two nanoseconds."

by NarooN October 31, 2011

Jump in the Cadillac

(Girl, let's put some miles on it)
Anything you want
(Just to put a smile on you)
You deserve it baby, you deserve it all
And I'm gonna give it to you

Peep 1:Yo, have you heard of Bruno Mars' That's what I like?
Peep 2: JUMP IN THE CADILLAC
Peep 1: GIRL LETS PUT SOME MILES ON IT

by CKrandomdude November 30, 2020