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Judas

Term for an extremely moronic person. Extreme cases only. One can not become a Judas overnight, they must work toward becoming the most extreme douchebag, tightwad, self-centered person you've ever met.

While working toward Judas level, you may call them jewbag or douchebag. But once they have crossed the line, they have ascended to Judas level.
-Chris is a real Judas, he's always backing out of plans and last night he took the tip money from the table after we left the bar.
by Amithus March 5, 2015
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Judas Priest

an exclamation of surprise, dismay, emphasis, etc (a euphemism for Jesus Christ)
by The Return of Light Joker February 5, 2009
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Judas Guilt

When you've done something bad and you feel like you just killed Jesus.
"Ya man i blacked out and i guess i fooled around with that big girl, she asked what i was doing tonight. Fuck."

"I'm sorry man, sounds like you've got judas guilt."
by cannibalcamel November 7, 2011
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Judas Christian

A Judas Christian is
Some one who has the form of Godlyness,
But they deny the power there of.
2 Timothy 3:5
Judas Christian

A stage performer, a hypocrite
by Pastor John marco April 21, 2020
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judas seat

An iron pyriamid used in middle ages as punishment.
One would be stripped naked and lowered to the Judas Seat by a system of ropes. One would be forced to sit on the point of the metal pyramid for several days. This makes it impossible for the trangressor to sleep.

Also named Judas Throne and, more commonly, Judas Cradle
"I saw him steal the bread with my own two eyes!"
"To the Judas Seat!"
by Dennis90 January 3, 2007
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Judas'd Out

A phrase used when a friend of yours vehemently screws you over.
Me: "Dude, why didn't you tell me that she wanted to have sexual intercourse with me"

My Friend: "Sorry, i didn't think it was that important"

Me: "You totally Judas'd Out, dude"
by blandz17 September 2, 2009
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Judas whore

A Judas whore is someone who only likes Jesus because they listen to Lady Gaga, and like her song Judas whore. Usually in chat rooms they'll put a cross in their name, and call
themselves Judas, Jesus, or something related to god. They usually use common/overused memes too, like "Ooo no he didn't" or "u mad". They have a tendency to be black, or conceited.
Person who will remain nameless: Omg no way. Darky is SUCH a Judas whore. Her xatspace song is even Judas. Pff. What a loser.
by gofuckyerselfkbye November 29, 2011
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