ass jacket

For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.

My name is not a form of gay sex.

by AssJacket January 26, 2005

jocketspree

When a young girl is scared to fuck because she thinks the condom is gonna rip, so she makes him where a condom over the condom.

That bitch Debbie is such a jocketspree, she made me buy 2 condoms.

by ferrywizzler December 1, 2004

Jacket Worthy

Used to describe whenever it is or its not cold enough to use a jacket outside.

Guy1-'Hey arent you gonna put on your jacket?'
Guy2-'Naw its not very jacket worthy.'

by 1g1r1e1g1 April 20, 2009

Jickety Jack

When someone is beyond a jack ass. When they repeatedly do things to jack you up. When they are idiotic beyond repair. Must be said with GUSTO!

"Did you see that guy almost hit me with his car? What a jickety jack!"

"Can you believe that jickety jack is standing outside my window talking on his phone all night?"

by Evil Slater June 27, 2014

Jacket and Jack It

The motion of getting your jacket, placing it over your crotch area, sliding your arms under the fabric, reaching for your dick with a hand, and masturbating away. The move is usually used for concealment when in a public area while having a very high sex drive.

Isaiah: Yo bro, I got nudes from her yesterday while I was in Walmart and I just had to jack off then and there using the jacket and jack it method

Brandon: Really bro? I got caught and kicked out of Target for doing that

Brian: I don't use the jacket and jack-it method. I just take my dick out in public and jerk off in front of everyone

by DuncanDonuts October 27, 2018

jacketbones

Some twink on tumblr who likes skeletons. He is fun, but also a simp.

Someone: hey what are you looking at?

A gay Undertale fan: Oh just this blog, Jacketbones.

by Fingersinmyazzz November 9, 2020

The Jacket Surprise

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.

woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!

by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 19, 2011