Jp

Jp is this British guy that you end up meeting on some weird app during Covid in 2020 and talk for a lil, then block eventually. He is super hot and funny, has a great penis but refuses to fly to America to see the most amazing hot funny cool smart sexiest woman on the planet.

“Hey is that JP?? I had sex with him last night” … her friend: “yea me too”

“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”

“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”

by TruthBeTold9 December 27, 2023

Jp

A corny shitty ass fuckin waste of human space. If you ever meet Jp be careful. You can usually smell the chlamydia from across the room :/. He’s grimy.

“Oh my god did you hear Jp gave ANOTHER girl chlamydia”

- “tell me something I don’t know”

by Jphater4L January 9, 2024

JP

"just playing"

nah im JP, its all good

by rinny1234 November 27, 2024

Jp

that act of peeing, turning into juan pablo, acting like juan pablo, cumming, etc.

IM JPING!

by miekskksjekk March 11, 2024

JP

JP (Jay Pee) is a word used in Northern and Midland England used to describe the act of 'jumping' someone.

I'm jp

by cleffEvil March 10, 2025

JP

1. Used to say something is tiny, small, or miniscule

2. Autistic, brain dead, hopeless womanizer

1. "That mouse is so JP."

2. "He's such a JP"

by JP's_Best_Friend February 8, 2026

.jp

Domain used by the japanese.

www.tokyo.jp could be a real site used by japan.

by ~IRISH~ October 27, 2004