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Joint joint

“I talk ta this one girl she a luh joint joint
by Slanginwangin April 13, 2020
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Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff
"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"
by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020
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Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester
Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored
by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021
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joint custody

when 2 ppl pay for a joke
yeah we went to the disco together we got joint custody
by rattimeaf July 20, 2021
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Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.
Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.
by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022
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Joint Champions

Those who are not quite good enough to be outright champions.

Unable to claim champion status.
We were so close to winning our spelling competition, but I guess we’ll have to settle for joint champions.
by Haole September 6, 2022
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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll
Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine
by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
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